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детские стихотворения [июл. 10, 2017|11:10 am]
Anatoly Vorobey
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Из "Детских стихотворений" Романа Лейбова, эти два ужасно понравились:

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По дороге ходит жаба –
без никаба,
без хиджаба,
без платка,
без парика.

Просто голая, зеленая,
бездуховная слегка,
но изрядно закаленная.


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Глист не молится, не кается,
субботу не блюдет,
знай себе питается
да яйца кладет.
Бесполезное создание
позорит наше мироздание.

Этот глист –
атеист.
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Comments:
From: (Anonymous)
2017-07-10 08:31 am

О, это нравится.

Такие стихи я даже одобряю, при всей моей нелюбви к поэзии и поэтам.
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[User Picture]From: razum
2017-07-10 10:26 am
Ну а где же про попов,
человечества клопов?

Edited at 2017-07-10 10:27 (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: winpooh
2017-07-10 04:42 pm
Он не молится, не кается,
на прохожих не бросается...
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[User Picture]From: utnapishti
2017-07-11 02:46 pm
Слегка напоминает цикл Олейникова "Жук-антисемит".
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[User Picture]From: occuserpens
2017-07-14 03:30 am
Я книгу, встав от сна, открыл,
и мне слова такие выпали:

«Явились лемминги
на
выборы,
а оказалось
там
обрыв».
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[User Picture]From: pa_va59
2017-07-18 05:45 pm
я обиделась за атеиста
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