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It's an obsession! It drives me crazy and I can't shake it off! [окт. 14, 2002|09:02 pm]
Anatoly Vorobey
Всё ещё не могу успокоиться после находки этого замечательного генератора идей. В очередной раз сейчас зашёл и прощёлкал несколько сотен гениальных идей.

It's an eraser that contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica!

It's a parachute that keeps track of your personal calendar! It blocks spam email.

It's a human clone that can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds and sends and receives faxes.

It's a breakfast cereal that has a human brain inside!

It's a crematorium that sounds better than it looks!

It's like a normal towel, but it can be controlled remotely.

It's a computer mouse that records everything you say!

It's a shoelace that makes you invisible! It can be used to deter muggers and is laced with vodka.

It's a mobile phone that will drive you insane!

It's a bar of soap that doesn't need batteries.

It's an alcoholic drink that uses the Google API, follows you around and is made from recycled cardboard.

Pushkin is an electronic implant that rotates at high speed! It is completely reversible and records
memos.
Lermontov is an artificial limb that's monogrammed (up to three letters)! It may cause drowsiness and counts your loose change.
Newton is a newly-discovered breed of fish that stays exactly where you leave it!
Galileo is a pair of sunglasses that's invisible to the naked eye and is smaller than a matchbox.
Nabokov is like a normal sheet of paper, but it can easily be recycled.
Bush is a featureless cube that shoots laser beams and talks.
Sharon is a hair gel that swears!
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[User Picture]From: b_k
2002-10-14 12:17 pm

It's a breakfast cereal that has a human brain inside!

This is quite disgusting! Бр-р-р...

It's a crematorium that sounds better than it looks!

Мда...

It's a mobile phone that will drive you insane!


As far as I am concerned, any mobile phone will drive you insane! Потому и не завожу...:)

Bush is a featureless cube that shoots laser beams and talks.

Right on! Скоро начнет...shoot laser beams...:) :(
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[User Picture]From: some
2002-10-14 12:21 pm

невозможный соблазн, да!

- Design #1734934464
It's a suppository that recites haiku and plays Nethack.

- Design #1358515484
It's a teddybear that runs on compressed air, has a leopardskin print and keeps food warm.


- синкретизм is like a normal postage stamp, but it plays MP3s.

- syncretism is a skateboard that runs on tapwater!
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[User Picture]From: khatul
2002-10-15 04:37 am
Design #225579234
It's a new type of vegetable that glows in the dark, slices vegetables and doesn't need oiling.

Трофим Денисыч, жаль, не дожил!

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Кстати, моя машинка досчитала уже до 83-х:

0,0,1,1,0,1,2,2,2,2,
0,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,1,2,
2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,
1,1,1,1,1,0,2,2,2,2,
2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,
2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,
2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,1,
2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,0,
2,2, что угодно.

И тут я ее остановил. На самом деле - по ошибке нажал Ctrl-C, забыв, что я не в Винде :))) . Но будем считать, что мы достаточно посчитали. Чему же равно А(3) на самом деле?
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