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программистский юмор (англ.) [июл. 4, 2011|12:26 am]
Anatoly Vorobey
(из внутрирабочего мемохранилища. Для тех, кому любопытно, вот ссылка на истоки жанра)

  • You have a problem and decide to use recursion.
    Now you have a problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Java.
    Now you have a ProblemFactory.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Python.
    Now you don't know what you have. Could be an int, a string, a list or a problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use threads.
    Two now problems have you.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Lisp.
    Now you have a list of problems.

  • You have a problem and decide to use locks.
    Now you have

  • You have a problem and decide to use delegation.
    Now your problem is your problem's problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use anagrams.
    Now you have lamb rope.

...И мой любимый вариант...

  • You have a problem and decide to dissolve it in water.
    Now you have a solution.
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From: (Anonymous)
2011-07-03 10:11 pm
Можно продолжить.

You have a problem and decide to use Haskell.
Now you have an infinite list of problems.

You have a problem and decide to use Oracle.
Now the problem has you for lunch.

You have a problem and decide to use Apple.
Now you have a license to have a problem on any three computers you own.

Чего-то не шибко креативно получается. Народная мудрость, ее ить соплей не перешибешь-от.
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[User Picture]From: avva
2011-07-03 10:21 pm
Моя попытка:

You have a problem and decide to use Apple.
Now you have a shiny problem.

You have a problem and decide to implement your own binary search tree.
Now you have a belmopr.

You have a problem and decide to use pair programming.
Now you have someone else's problem.


Edited at 2011-07-03 22:22 (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: igorbor
2011-07-04 01:41 am
Я бы сказал чуть иначе:

You have a problem and decide to use pair programming.
Now you have two problems. (or pair of problems)
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[User Picture]From: reut
2011-07-04 05:42 am
belmopr особенно понравилось. :)
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[User Picture]From: avva
2011-07-04 07:49 am
:)
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[User Picture]From: rukenau
2011-07-04 06:46 am
You have a problem and decide to use Apple
Now you have an iProblem

You have a problem and you decide to use bubble sort
Now you have abelmopr

You have a problem and you decide to upgrade Windows
Now you have Problem Service Pack 4
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[User Picture]From: egle
2011-07-04 08:31 am
iProblem -- это 5!
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From: (Anonymous)
2011-07-04 09:51 am
Вот еще одна.

You have a problem and decide to use Unicode.
˙ɯǝןqoɹd ɐ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʍoN
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From: (Anonymous)
2011-07-04 09:59 am
Остановиться невозможно же.

You have a problem and decide to use Unicode.
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From: (Anonymous)
2011-07-04 02:47 pm
Напоминает мой анекдот в anekdot.ru:

- Что ты думаешь по этому поводу?
- ???
- Ну, проблема которую мы обсуждали вчера.
- ???? ??? ???????
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