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Anatoly Vorobey

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программистский юмор (англ.) [июл. 4, 2011|12:26 am]
Anatoly Vorobey
(из внутрирабочего мемохранилища. Для тех, кому любопытно, вот ссылка на истоки жанра)

  • You have a problem and decide to use recursion.
    Now you have a problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Java.
    Now you have a ProblemFactory.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Python.
    Now you don't know what you have. Could be an int, a string, a list or a problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use threads.
    Two now problems have you.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Lisp.
    Now you have a list of problems.

  • You have a problem and decide to use locks.
    Now you have

  • You have a problem and decide to use delegation.
    Now your problem is your problem's problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use anagrams.
    Now you have lamb rope.

...И мой любимый вариант...

  • You have a problem and decide to dissolve it in water.
    Now you have a solution.
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[User Picture]From: rip_someday
2011-07-04 12:17 am

my attempt

You have a problem and decide to use perl.
Now noone can tell what the problem is looking at your solution.

You have a problem and decide to use google.
Now you know 31,457 ways to describe your problem and around 15 completely wrong solutions for it.

You have a problem and decide to use make.
Now you know how to make problems.

You have a problem and decide to upgrade to paid version.
Now you have a real Pro blem.

You have a problem and decide to use workaround.
Now you have to work around a clock to fix it.

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[User Picture]From: zubmudrosty
2011-07-06 08:56 am

Re: my attempt

прекрасно!
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