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программистский юмор (англ.) [июл. 4, 2011|12:26 am]
Anatoly Vorobey
(из внутрирабочего мемохранилища. Для тех, кому любопытно, вот ссылка на истоки жанра)

  • You have a problem and decide to use recursion.
    Now you have a problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Java.
    Now you have a ProblemFactory.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Python.
    Now you don't know what you have. Could be an int, a string, a list or a problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use threads.
    Two now problems have you.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Lisp.
    Now you have a list of problems.

  • You have a problem and decide to use locks.
    Now you have

  • You have a problem and decide to use delegation.
    Now your problem is your problem's problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use anagrams.
    Now you have lamb rope.

...И мой любимый вариант...

  • You have a problem and decide to dissolve it in water.
    Now you have a solution.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: malfet_
2011-07-04 02:50 am
Отличный список.

You have a problem and decide to use google.
Now you have over million of solutions.
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From: (Anonymous)
2011-07-04 03:00 am
Now you have about 17,000,000 solution (search took 0.02 seconds).
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