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программистский юмор (англ.) [июл. 4, 2011|12:26 am]
Anatoly Vorobey
(из внутрирабочего мемохранилища. Для тех, кому любопытно, вот ссылка на истоки жанра)

  • You have a problem and decide to use recursion.
    Now you have a problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Java.
    Now you have a ProblemFactory.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Python.
    Now you don't know what you have. Could be an int, a string, a list or a problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use threads.
    Two now problems have you.

  • You have a problem and decide to use Lisp.
    Now you have a list of problems.

  • You have a problem and decide to use locks.
    Now you have

  • You have a problem and decide to use delegation.
    Now your problem is your problem's problem.

  • You have a problem and decide to use anagrams.
    Now you have lamb rope.

...И мой любимый вариант...

  • You have a problem and decide to dissolve it in water.
    Now you have a solution.
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[User Picture]From: meshko
2011-07-04 03:40 am

отличные

Любимая напомнила
if you are not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate

You have a problem and decide to use dependency injection.
Now you depend on the problem.

You have a problem and decide to use closures.
Now you have the problem in your environment.

You have a problem and decide to use SCRUM.
Now you talk about the problem every day.

You have a problem and decide to use UML.
Now you are in hell.
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[User Picture]From: pargentum
2011-07-04 05:18 am

Re: отличные

if you are not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate
Это какой-то химический юмор уже.
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