Anatoly Vorobey (avva) wrote,
Anatoly Vorobey
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про системных программистов

Джеймс Миккенс знает, что почем: The Night Watch.

Всем программистам очень рекомендую. Очень смешно и правдиво.

На фразе

What is despair? I have known it — hear my song. Despair is when you’re debugging a kernel driver and you look at a memory dump and you see that a pointer has a value of 7.

системные программисты начинают смеяться сквозь слезы.

Еще один отрывок:

You might ask, “Why would someone write code in a grotesque language that exposes raw memory addresses? Why not use a modern language with garbage collection and functional programming and free massages after lunch?” Here’s the answer: Pointers are real. They’re what the hardware understands. Somebody has to deal with them. You can’t just place a LISP book on top of an x86 chip and hope that the hardware learns about lambda calculus by osmosis. Denying the existence of pointers is like living in ancient Greece and denying the existence of Krackens and then being confused about why none of your ships ever make it to Morocco, or Ur-Morocco, or whatever Morocco was called back then. Pointers are like Krackens — real, living things that must be dealt with so that polite society can exist.
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