Anatoly Vorobey (avva) wrote,
Anatoly Vorobey
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анекдоты (англ.)

Пролистал очередное обсуждение анекдотов на реддите, вот три особо понравившихся:

  • Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
    Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

  • How do you think the unthinkable?

    With an itheberg.

  • A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora".

    The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a lot."
Tags: английский, юмор
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