amusedDear Friend;
This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently
disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world.
The reason they chose to send you this letter is because they cared about you
and would like you to know the truth about where they went.
This may come as a shock to you, but the one who sent you this has been taken
up to heaven.
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Если же вы верующий христианин, возможно, вам стоит прямо сейчас зарегистрировать своих неверующих друзей, знакомых и близких, чтобы они получили такое письмо после того, как вы неожиданно исчезнете:
After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have
just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?
We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.
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Остроумная идея.